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Penrhyn Arms Beer List (abridged) |
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Here is an abridged list of
beers that John has had over the past three years:-
Ican`t believe it`s not
Bitter,44 Special,Discovery,Smokestack Lightening,Early Bird,O.S.B,Oud
Sara the Hare,Black Horse Porter,Super Duck,Brass Monkey,Festive
Feasant,Huck-me-Buck,Granny wouldn`t like it,Snecklifter,Old
Empire,Silly Mid Whippet,Bonfire Brew,Spitfire,Black Hole Porter,3
Sheets,
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We don't do lasagne,
pizza, sandwiches or soup, |
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but you can
have Old Bob or Brewers droop |
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We welcome brickies,
old solders and the odd farmer. |
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Sup your ale, served
to you by the fat bloke that was on panorama. |
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Don't dispare if your losing your hair,
And you think your going to have no fun.
It realy feels good,when its down to the wood,
Dont sit there with a Monkeys bum.
You think your going to cop, with that mop top,
No way, but I'll tell you whats a winner.
Just going to lose looking like Tom Cruse,
Cause the girls,all love Yul Brynner.
She will just give you hell,when her hands are full of gell,
When she runs her fingers through your hair.
But her pleasure is double,when she rubs against your stubble,
So get back to the barbers chair.
Your chat up lines,are going to fail all the time,
You'll be left there,sitting on your own.
When a girl sees a bulge in a bald mans pocket,
They know it's not his comb.............. |
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Beer for refreshment,
Whiskey for friendship,
Champagne for love,
Red wine to reminisce,
An empty glass for loneliness. |
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THERE'S A TIME.
There's a time for long sunnydays in the country.
There's a time for Romantic moon light walks.
There' a time for anger and fighting.
And there's a time for making love.
There's a time for laughing out loud.
A time for lonlyness.
But now,now is the time to DRINK....... |
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The Penrhyn Arms Diet
Fer 3 Yers we`ve bin on a speshul diet,
an thaws thet knaws eant
ter try it.
Its mainly `ops an malt
aan watter,
anwha`er yer call it aleor
beer doesna matter.
We`ve bin an had o`er 300
beers,
an most made us full o
good cheer.
Lets see naw-what`ve we
ad?
Aye,thet "Moonraker" want
half bad!
Wed go t`pub ter try the
brews,
an try all`t Bitters,Milds-an
Porters,too.
Most o`tbeershev funny
names,
an noneof them taste
t`same.
We`d go up t`pub,neet or
dee,
to hev a gradely drinking
spree,
and ,as we quaff our
liquid diet grand,
all our clothes go up
another band!
So drink up,Sup up and
enjoy it,
The Penrhyn Arms Special
Beer Diet!
It maks yer appy,ealthy an
round,
an fer reet enjoyment,
Its "Sound as a Pound".
© Jennifer H Creech 2006
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Cheese aand Beer Night
It`s Cheese and Beer night
at Penrhyn Arms!
It draws all in for it`s
edible charms:-
The "Camra Crew",and "Mark
the Farm",
all come in for their pots
of balm,
and chunks of cheese,and
biscuits ,too,
all washed down with real
ale brew.
Its a palatable feast,it`s
true,
trying cheeses and beers
new to the palate.
Every Thursday night is an
evening of convivial delight,
which makes the
conversation bright and cheerful;
with the mood light and
happy-and,after an hour or two,
the throng has grown from
a stalwart few,
anxious to sample the
savours new.
and glass upon glass of
amber dew!
© Jennifer H Creech 2006
PS Cheese `n` beer,reet good cheer--
makes us wish it`s Thursday all Year!!
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